First Post

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Across from where? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I hear the jury’s still out on science.

I’m afraid I just blue myself. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Well, what do you expect, mother? Across from where?

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Well, what do you expect, mother? No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Well, what do you expect, mother? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Michael!