Fourth post

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I hear the jury’s still out on science. Marry me. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Guy’s a pro. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. We just call it a sausage. Army had half a day. Across from where?

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. No… but I’d like to be asked! Well, what do you expect, mother? We just call it a sausage. Marry me.

Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.