Post number five

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Across from where? What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

Well, what do you expect, mother? There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life.

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Across from where? I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I’m afraid I just blue myself.

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. I’m afraid I just blue myself. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time!

I’m a monster. Army had half a day. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.