Third post

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. Michael! Well, what do you expect, mother? Whoa, this guy’s straight? What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ No… but I’d like to be asked!

First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Michael! We just call it a sausage. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I’ve opened a door here that I regret.

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. I hear the jury’s still out on science. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.